I'm so damn sexy.

I went to lunch with a work friend today and as I was sitting there talking to her, I spit a HUGE piece of celery out of my mouth. I'm talking a good stalk. You could have stuffed a turkey with it or whatever it is one does with large quantities of celery. As I had been done eating for a good five minutes, the origin of this celery is still unknown. Rachel being the truly tactful person that she is looked at me with disgust and loudly questioned: "Did you just SPIT at me???" I guess in my old age, chewing food completely is a bigger challenge than I thought.