Hip replacement

So all I wanted to do was to go to the pop machine. Now, our offices aren't that big, but they aren't exactly a tight squeeze. There's a good 4 feet at the most narrow spot in our office. Some how, on my way to AND from the pop machine I managed to hit both of my hip bones on the water fountain. HELLO! I knew the fountain was there- I see it every day. PLUS, you would think since I hit it once that I would be careful to avoid it going the other direction... I'm stupid.

PS. the machine was out of ginger ale on top of everything else, so I never did get a drink.